Hannibal Lecter Strikes Again
K…lol..here is the latest on Hannibal Lecter the Evil Weenie Dog! He was out back yesterday, sitting in the sun and enjoying the fresh air with his mom and dad, when all of the sudden a deadly cricket got too close to him!!!!!! Well, that cannot be allowed to happen, so he proceeded to open his mouth wide and capture the thing! Then, the evil cricket was making moves to escape his mouth and attack him again, so Hannibal decided he needed to eat it!!! Now for those of you that have never seen a cricket when captured, they secrete this NASTY black stuff that im quite sure does not taste good So Hannibal sat there chewing this dangerous cricket up, and the entire time , he had this LOOK on his face…nose wrinkled up on one side, and mouth half open as he chewed…you could almost see him gagging and barfing a little into the back of his mouth LOL!! But he prevailed, and is as we speak digesting that awful nasty cricket that tried to kill him!!!!!!! btw, jack was egging him on the entire time and laughing his ass off So what was the moral to this story? NEVER MESS WITH THE EVIL WEENIE OR HE WILL PULL A HANNIBAL LECTER ON YOU AND EAT YOU…(also that bugs freak him out LOLOLOL) p.s, the picture is what i like to call “The Look of Adoration”..and he gets that same look every single time he sees jack..lil traitor!…p.s.s..the grass on his back was from him and mommy’s game of “Grass God” where he gets to be covered in grass while mommy laughs…hehehehehe
July 25, 2006 @ 11:20 am
k i can’t seem to get the pic on the blog, so im posting it on the photos! urgh
July 25, 2006 @ 12:39 pm
Oh, Hanni. You’re making me laugh. Keeping the world safe one cricket at a time. I’ve never tried eating one, but it sounds gross. I like to play with them. They bounce around for a while, but they always stop “playing” eventually.
Keep up the good work.
Maggie
July 25, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
We have grasshoppers over here and Rhuari jumps about 3 foot in the air if he suddenly comes on one in the garden,I don’t think he has ever caught one.
Hannibal I don’t think there is much nutrition in a cricket.
Rhona
July 25, 2006 @ 3:55 pm
You crack me up Hanni! Roo was outside this morning and I was watching her from the window and she had eaten some sort of bug and hand that exact same look on her face! What you dachshie won’t put in you mouth! Is there anything you guys won’t put in your mouth? (I’m thinking that’s a really stupid question on my part)
Your pal,
Deb
July 26, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
Hanni way to go buddy, you showed that cricket who was king of YOUR yard!!