Please do not read this if you are easily offended. I do not mean to upset anyone, but my coworkers and I came up with some funny t-shirt slogans.

If you’re a dachshund owner who has to work, you can have a T-shirt that says, “I’d rather be at home with my wiener.”

If you have a miniature dachshund, you can have a T-shirt that says, “I have a small wiener.”

If you divorce your husband but get to keep the dog, you can have a T-shirt that says, “I got divorced and all I got was my husband’s wiener.”

Hope I brought a smile to you all.
Maggie’s Mom

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