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Filed under: dachshundDasch&Romy | January 25, 2007 @ 12:19 pm (Views: 221)
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I recieved this as an email and of course it had really cute pictures of pups…even two doxies!
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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section then buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it … then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.
then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores …..then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…then buy a cat!

9 Comments

  1. Comment by SHELLY:

    PERFECT!!!

  2. Comment by Ozark:

    I thought the last line was going to be….”then get a husband” ROFL ! ! !

  3. Comment by TrinkasMom:

    Lol..Thats what I thought, as actually my kitties do come when they are called..and they always come to greet me when I get home.

  4. Comment by Harry:

    That’s just what I did……. I now have 4 dachsies!

  5. Comment by Auntie Doxhoont:

    FUNNY! I too thought it was going to say “then get a husband”. I also have the rare cat that is more like a dog than a kitty.

  6. Comment by JESTER:

    Tee Hee -
    Hubby? Cat? What’re Those???

    -jEsTeR a-joking today

  7. Comment by heidi, fiona & opie:

    LOL I like this. My cats came better than the dachshunds when called.

  8. Comment by RHUARI+CHASE:

    Thanks for sharing

    Rhona

  9. Comment by maureen:

    That really says it all and in a funny way too. It’s so ture!!

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