If you want…
I recieved this as an email and of course it had really cute pictures of pups…even two doxies!
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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section then buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it … then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.
then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores …..then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…then buy a cat!





























January 25, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
PERFECT!!!
January 25, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
I thought the last line was going to be….”then get a husband” ROFL ! ! !
January 25, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
Lol..Thats what I thought, as actually my kitties do come when they are called..and they always come to greet me when I get home.
January 25, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
That’s just what I did……. I now have 4 dachsies!
January 25, 2007 @ 7:39 pm
FUNNY! I too thought it was going to say “then get a husband”. I also have the rare cat that is more like a dog than a kitty.
January 25, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
Tee Hee -
Hubby? Cat? What’re Those???
-jEsTeR a-joking today
January 25, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
LOL I like this. My cats came better than the dachshunds when called.
January 26, 2007 @ 7:52 am
Thanks for sharing
Rhona
January 26, 2007 @ 10:44 am
That really says it all and in a funny way too. It’s so ture!!