Driving mom crazy can be fun, hehe.
Hi all, Belle and Blaze here,
We think one of us it trying to drive mommy crazy. She has been saying some pretty mean things about us over the last few days, things like “you really stink” and she’e been using the b**h word. Well yesterday, she decided that her oversensitive nose had enough and gave us baths….ugh! (She really needs to go see a doctor about this nose problem of hers.)
After the torture was over, she said we smelled so nice and sweet. Actually, she was wrong…the shampoo made us smell horrible, like flowers, ick. Then she told dad that Blaze is no fun to bathe, cause he hates it. Ah well, humans are silly like that. we got alot of treats, so that almost made it better.
Today was the day we planned our revenge, hehe. After mom got home from school, she let us out as usual. We went into the far corner of the yard and did our rain dance. It worked, hehe. The rain came down really fast. Belle ducked for cover and ran to the patio. I however did just the opposite. I played in the rain, and didn’t come in ’till I was soaked. Mommy was really mad at me, but she dried me with a nice warm towel. She says I’m crazy, ’cause i hate baths, but love to play in the rain, hehe.
Anyway, now I smell normal again, but mom said something about me needing another one soon. Maybe the brilliant plan to wash off the flowery stuff wasn’t that good of a plan after all. I just might need a hideout for a few days. Anyone got any suggestions?
Blaze, the rain hound, and Belle the accomplice.
March 21, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
We wish we could help you but when mom’s have baths on their minds there is very little you can do !!! Good luck we are rooting for you, try laying low for a few days !!!
Duncan & Penelope
March 22, 2007 @ 12:24 am
Camp DoxiePets is always available
March 22, 2007 @ 5:19 am
You can come over and stay with us. The hayfever season has started with a vengence…. so Mum can’t smell anything as her nose is too blocked…..
Smelly Harry
March 22, 2007 @ 7:01 am
Blaze you and Brownie would be BEST buds!!!! He doesn’t mind baths so much BUT he LOVES LOVES GETTING DIRTY!
If Camp Doxiepet is fully booked you can come to OUR summer camp here in The Bronx!
Love, Annabel
March 22, 2007 @ 9:14 am
You can come and hide in my yard with me. We even have rabbit poo to play in. That stuff smells great!
Zero
March 24, 2007 @ 7:39 am
Hi Belle & Blaze,
Sneak on over and I will meet you at Camp Doxiepets. I love to run around the backyard and get as dirty as possible. Grandpa Chuck might just spoil us like a good grandpa and let us stink for a few days. My mommy likes me to smell all clean and perfumey, and put some stupid raspberry spray on me after my bath. The minute I see the bottle of spray coming out I run and hide. Just let’s see if she can catch me!!
XXXOOO,
Your sis Kassie