My friends r going away!
I heard Mama and Papa in a discussion today and after that Mama went right to the phone and I eaves-dropped. She called Dr Joe and asked how much it was gonna cost to have my friends leave the building! I understand. I haven’t been a very good boy and I know it. Every time I am around those of the female persuasion, I can’t help myself and I show my lipstick (you guys KNOW what I mean–nudge, nudge, say no more 
) and I get all rigid and won’t leave her alone. I keep getting these funny urges inside of me I can’t explain and Mama doesn’t know what else to do. I will b all right. She said Dr Joe is really nice and will take good care of me. I will b going on Wednesday morning and will have Mama let you know how it went for me since I am not sure if I will b able to type without my brains!!!
Your soon to be degraped friend,
ArrBee
March 30, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
Haaa Haaa! You’ll be able to type just fine ArrBee - they’re not cutting off your paws!!!! You’ll be a much happier boy and Momma will be a much happier Momma once your little friends have been evicted!
Just think if Momma’s nice NOW imagine how nice she’ll be when she’s even HAPPIER!!!!
They’ll be off before you know it and you won’t remember them ever being there!
Now go off and be a man for the next few days!
March 30, 2007 @ 7:45 pm
Well Arrb. mine went away too and man, it’s just one of those things the humans like to do to us and tell us “it’s for our own good”. I don’t know what mine own good is, but it helped, a little, you know, with the feelings. Hope your vet is nicer than mine, my vet muzzled me, cause I’m such a scary 12lb (at the time 7lb) beast. That was the last time I went to that vet, mom did not like him, I love my new vet, she’s a sweetie !! She’s very pretty !!! Good Luck Arrb., it happens to the best of us !! TOTW, Doxie Domination ! BYE, Duncan
March 30, 2007 @ 8:25 pm
Don’t worry ArrBee, I had it done a couple weeks ago. It not not bad at all. You even get extra kisses and treats from mum. When it is all over you feel soooo good you just want to play all the time and be a good puppy boy. It’s GREAT!
Zero
March 30, 2007 @ 8:26 pm
Don’t worry, you will be fine, and let me tell you a secret, even without my grapes, I can still get my lipstick out a little and pretend you know what. Ace.
March 30, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
Oh ACE!! why did you tell me that?????? Mama about dropped her jaw! She wanted me to keep the lipstick away and not do the humpty dance anymore! Oh what’s a boy to do!!!!!!
March 31, 2007 @ 12:20 am
No, tell Mama to put her jaw back in. Just sometimes when I meet another dog or person that I like I will lay on my back and my lipstick will come out just a little bit, I don’t hump anyone or anything, so tell your Mama not to worry you will -hopefully-be a perfect gentleman around the ladies. Ace.
March 31, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
Arrbee something tells us after your little surgery you will still be NUTS!!!!!! What a hoot.
Love Princess Mudflap and Peanut
March 31, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
IT will ok Arrbee!! I have had male doxies and they do much better after their “friends” leave and they learn to keep their “lipstick” in!! HAHAHAHAHA