Vote for our Mudder!!!! Meanest mudder in the United States of America!!
OH, where to begin. This Sunday is the worstest days of our lives. We got our tires rotated (nail clips) and our
oil changed (anal glands expressed) Then that Mudder thrust Princess Mudflap and ME into the sink for a bath. Mudder had special shampoo and conditioner with Lavender in it that was supposed to be soothing!!!!! Well we fought tooth and nail (not really but we did not like it) Then of all things when we were towel dried our mean mudder put some Eau de Toilet on us. Well at first we thought Wow she is going to put toilet water on us COOL!!!!!!!This stuff smelled real fancy and fresh, not at all like “toilet” water. It is called “Sexy Beast” and we do not feel remotely sexy!!! give us back our real authentic TOILET WATER SMELL.
Our Mudder will definitely win first place in the MEANEST MUDDER CONTEST!!!!!!
Peanut
June 3, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
Oh you poor babies. I don’t like a bath either but Beau actually likes them and begs till it is his turn. You just go find something good to roll in that will fix her. Sweet
June 3, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Peanut, Mummies are just awful when they tries to take our smellies away. We like our death breath and stinky coats and bums.
June 3, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
Oh Peanut your Mudder is sooooooo mean but my Mudder is the worstest of all. This Sunday started of just fine then My Mudder decided we needed our insides cleaned (you know the nasty wriggly things in our tummy) worms she calls them. WELLLLLLLLL I tell you I knew what was comming and run straight to my daddy. So my bad mudder tried to trick me and smeared the nasty worm killer with peanut butter so I would not know what was inside. Ha, one sniff and I was not fooled. So she waited and tried again with Ice cream. Oh the indignity of it all. Again one sniff was enough to send me running.
Then she brought out the BIG GUN(CamembertCheese)
I looove that stuff and the smell of ripe cheese makes me drool. Yes you guessed it. I ate a big lump of it worm killer and all.
So who is the worstest mudder in the world now?
Love Felix and the Mudder Petra
June 3, 2007 @ 8:26 pm
Mudders are awful. Princess and Peanut. I know you live down south is there not anything you can find to roll in down there.
June 4, 2007 @ 2:27 am
I think that our sister Heather thinks that our Mum is mean…. Heather has to have haircuts as she is a (soft-coated) wirehair. You should hear Heather screaming ‘blue murder’ when Mum gets the clippers out…. and that is before a single hair has been cut! Heather also has a lot more baths than we do, as she is always rolling in ’stuff’!
Hughie and Harry
June 4, 2007 @ 2:46 am
Some day the human’s will just have to just give us a bath without all the smilley things,raw Doxie smell you can’t beat it… lol Buddy
June 4, 2007 @ 4:24 am
I am about to become the worst mother as all 3 dachsies are going in the tub,not together my sink isn’t big enough and the bath too far to bend.Listen out across the Pond for the cries of protest.
So by later today the Clan Haggart Dachsies will be all clean and sparkling,wish me luck.
Rhona
June 4, 2007 @ 10:20 am
DP&K here, we hate a bath too and our mom has that stinky spray stuff she sprays on us. It’s so nasty !! When our ancestors were in the trenches digging badgers I bet they did not have to smell all froo, froo sweet ! BLAH !!
We’re with you guys, NO more baths !! No more Stinky Spray !!!! TOTW !!!
June 4, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Peanut, you and Princess Mudflap can come stay with us for a while. Baxter thinks his mom is the best mom in the whole world, so if you need a reprieve from your mean mudder, come stay with us!
Your pal, Baxter