Passing of Mr. Strechy Dog Toy
It’s with deep sadness that we are announcing the passing of Mr. Strechy Dog Toy at age 5.
He is survived by friends and family including Mini Bo-Bo dog, Mr. No Arms Bear, and Ms. No Ears Bunny Rabbit among other.
Mr. Strechy dog lived a long full life until one day he relized he could no longer strech and was also missing an eye.
Sunday morning family awoke to find him with all his stuffing removed from his head and he no longer had a voice do to the loss of his squeaker which would explain why he was unable to call out for help.
He will be greatly missed and a memorial will be held once arrangement have been made.
Witnesses say he was last seen with a small red dappled longhaired dachshund that goes by the name of Romeo (A.K.A. Sweetbaby). Witnesses also reported that the two appeared to be playing and having a good time prior to the incidence.
Suspects are being investigated and no charges have been filed.
Thank you.
July 29, 2007 @ 8:24 am
LOL! you are too funny!
July 29, 2007 @ 9:07 am
I think he may have passed away in the same manner as a toy we had named Monkey Man. Do you think there could be a serial killer on the loose?!
July 29, 2007 @ 10:02 am
…that serial killer must knock the stuffing out of them LOL
July 29, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
I think we ought to have an annual memorial observation in honor of all of our dear departed toys. My two kill toys so often that we would never be out of black if we didn’t lump together the mourning period.
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July 29, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
You’re too funny Lesa…Right up my ally!!!
I must invest in getting a bobo for my Oscar after all what’s a doxie without his bobo? LOL
July 29, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
omg. Thanks for the laugh. You are tooooo funny.