Mom has gone too far!
Fellow male dachshunds, be warned. No matter what your reasons may be, do not lift your leg in the house. You are not “marking your territory”, you are not “watering the plants”, nor “cleaning the walls” or “washing the floor”. Trust me, even if we know our intentions are good, it is not worth the consequences. When a package came in the mail the other day, I was excited, after all Mom said it was for ME. Slowly she opened it, with a grin like evil on her face. I should have known. It did not smell like food, it did not squeak as she handled it, it was not a box like our gift we are expecting should be. No, this was an envelope and it contained three of the most evil of hooman contraptions. As she retrieved these items from the envelope it was not but seconds before wrapped around my tummy and my “weenie” was this terrible thing! She called it a BELLY BAND!!! And it came in three different NON-STUDLY designs. It’s got my most important part and won’t let it go! The worst part, I tried to “clean” a spot of the wall….yuck! How embarrassing! So fellas, take it from me… just go outside, this is miserable…
Poutingly,
A wee wee defeated Gator.
August 5, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
So sorry, Gator, but my mommy wants to get some for me, too! I have tried to not mark but sometimes things just happen, you know? My mommy would like your mommy to let her know where she got them and how SHE likes them, but, if you forget to ask her that will be a-ok with me!
Love, your friend BB aka Baby Boy
August 5, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
Thanx for the warning there Gator!! But, I don’t really do that anymore but I will tell some of my fellow doxies about it!!
Oscar
August 5, 2007 @ 9:59 pm
That’s just awful, Gator. So sorry. Thanks for the heads up.
Jasper
August 6, 2007 @ 12:39 am
lol thay have them for human’s too andfor weenney girls…Buddy lol
August 6, 2007 @ 8:39 am
Oh my. That sounds terrible. I’m glad I’m a girl!
August 6, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
Oh, my gosh! As a momma, I had to giggle at your terrible time, but let me tell ya, if Dasch doesn’t take in your warning, he’ll be sportin those little things too! He tinkled all over the base of hubbys toilet last night. What a mess!
August 6, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
Hmmm, as we are moving, one of those might not be a bad idea for Smokey for a while.