Walking Weiners
Sasha here. I just got back from my walk with my mommy, and you wouldn’t believe what happened. Some teen-age human boys were gathered by the park, and we just walked by minding our own business, and they made fun of me. They said things like look a hotdog on a leash, do you want mustard for your dog, and aren’t you missing the buns. Then, they just laughed, and one told my mommy she should take me back to the supermarket and get a real dog. Mommy just ignored it, but I being new to being insulted just wanted to bark my best grown up bark at them. Mommy gave me a biscutt when we got home and told me that those mean boys must just have weiner envy, but I am still mad.





























August 30, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
Poor Sasha, Those were very mean boys !!
August 30, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
awww…those mean boys!
you’re right, i’m sure they just have weiner envy!
August 30, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
they must have weiner envy!
August 30, 2007 @ 10:23 pm
Sasha, I think you should just pee on their feet! Bet that will shut them up!
Your doxie friends,
Daisy and BB
August 30, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
OH! Sasha… I wish I was with you when that happened to you cuase I would have gave them a run for their money..Ya see I am used to it, when I go out with my mommy and daddy I get the same thing…”Oh look a weiner dog” or “Daddy is that a Hot Dog DOG?”..or HEY it’s an “Oscar Meyer” and most of them are grown ups!!! And the list goes on. Anyway, Pay no attention to them, I amgetting pretty used to it being I am almost 2 years now.
But I would have prtected you lil Sasha cuase you are my bestest friend. and if you need me you can call on me..OK?
August 30, 2007 @ 11:16 pm
Sasha, It’s me again, I did’nt do such a good job answering you cause I did’nt sign my name and did’nt spell things right!!! Boy!! I guess I was just so upset about those mean boys and trying to protect you I forgot to sign my name up above this comment.
Anyway it’s your buddy and pal
Oscar
August 31, 2007 @ 3:11 am
Don’t worry….. it was just a case of Wiener envy!
Harry
August 31, 2007 @ 8:02 am
Poor Sasha. Just ignore those loser boys. Your mommy is right - they have a serious case of wiener envy . . . nothing more. You’re more dog than those 100 pound labs!
August 31, 2007 @ 11:55 am
just pee on them like wat Nina said!!!!!!!!!
August 31, 2007 @ 7:02 pm
I would much rather be a wiener dog than a pimply, greasy haired teenager
10 years from now they will be married to icky, over-bearing wives and own POODLES!!!!!!!!
Princess Mudflap and Peanut
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Doxie Patrol.