I got my revenge!!!
Mommy boarded us this past weekend for most of Saturday, all of Sunday, and picked us up today at 9am. Of course I was barking every second of the days, and Franka was hiding in the corner every second.
When Mommy picked us up this morning, she heard us screaming for her, and we were two floors below her. Franka freaked out as they brought her upstairs, and I jumped on Mommy and was extremely bad, but I just wanted to show her who’s boss.
Then, we walked to Mommy’s car (which is actually Nana’s car), and I got in and PEED ALL OVER THE PASSENGER’S SEAT. And I mean all over!! Mommy had walked us, and I didn’t go before we got in the car, so she assumed that I had already gone, but I didn’t. I was holding it!
So like I said, I peed all over the seat, ontop of Mommy’s notebook for class, ontop of Mommy’s resumes, ontop of Mommy’s job applications, ontop of Mommy’s important papers.
I sure showed Mommy who’s boss!!!!
- Gizmo & Franka
Taking over the world two extremely bad dogs at a time
October 22, 2007 @ 11:09 am
Oh my goodness!!! are you carseat trained? i never get to ride in the car without being put in a tote like I am some kinda baby. I’d probably be all over mama when she is driving like the tar baby all over B’rar Rabbit. I guess the last dachshund did that to her n she said uh uh never gain.!! You shore did tell Mama. Good for you! Bad for the carseat shampooers! hee hee
October 22, 2007 @ 11:15 am
We’re really good in the car. Franka lays down on as far back on the seat as she can go, and burries her face. Gizmo either lays on her, or stands up and looks out the window (and barks as we pass people lol). A lot of people have stopped to pet Gizmo. =)
October 22, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
LOL….we get our revenge with our mama tooo….but we usually just pee on her pillow esp if she says no doxies in bed at night with her…Kenna will poo in her shoe if she is really mad and Speedy will chew something up of hers is he does not get enough attention.
We love car rides…so far we have behaved on those.
October 22, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
Our revenge is about not letting us come inside and we have to wait in the car. First, position yourself directly over the driver seat…squat but don’t pee….pop a turd instead and watch their faces when they get back in the car. It’s well worth sleeping in the crate for one night.
p.s. It also helps to have a puppy along to shred ANY kleenex or paper to pick up the turd with. I’ve seen mommy use her sock before!!
Zuke
October 22, 2007 @ 7:29 pm
wow you pups gave me some good idea’s. Bad doxies rule!
Gunner
October 22, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
Ok, never did that on my car rides. I enjoy them to much for I know mama wouldn’t take me for a ride for a long time if I did that. The only thing I ever did was on my way home for my very first time as a little pup. I got car sick. Never been in a car before, just ate, and the trama of leaving my mama, dad, uncle, and sibs was all too much for one little doxie pup tummy. Mommy had a towel and cleaned me up good, and I feel asleep on another clean towel on the way home.
October 23, 2007 @ 2:29 am
Oh dear Giz….. we actually like the boarding kennel we go to, not that we have been lately, because Mum can’t leave Oma. We only ever get to ride in the boot, but that’s fine, as it is an estate car, so weeing on a seat hasn’t been possible. However….. we have wee’d on armcahirs and the sofa…. when we have been annoyed with Mum.
I agree Giz…. we have to let our Mothers know occasionally who is REALLY the boss in the family!
Harry and the Gang