PIE-saster!
Daddy left me home alone this evening because he had a big meeting to go to (do all the humans sniff each other’s butts in greeting as well?). So I was lonely and not happy. Then mommy came home and I was all excited…well then I heard daddy in the hallway so I started to go into hyper-crazy-excited mode. Mommy opened the door and let me greet daddy but THEN I saw my friend’s mommy so I decided to go say Hi to them instead.
But they weren’t home…so I peed on their mommy’s garbage bag in protest. My mommy got mad and called me a bad boy. MEAN MOMMY! She went to get some sort of stinky stuff to put on my wet spot and my friend’s mommy was watching me.
Well THEN my arch rival’s daddy came home and out came my nemisis, the grey poodle. He started barking and charging me and I SWEAR I was trying to run towards mommy like a good boy…but I had to defend my honor, so I started barking and snapping. Mommy picked me up and she got yelled at by my rival’s mommy. I felt bad for her and calmed down pretty quickly.
THEN as she was taking me back home, I saw my friend Mr. Cat being let out for his nightly walk in the hallway. At that point I think my mommy was going to lose her mind! She dropped me back in the house and I decided it would be the right time to be a good boy and stay while she took care of my path of PIE-struction!
Boy was mommy mad at me! I began running around all cute with my tennis ball hoping she would chase me but she just sat there. So I got mad and barked at her…I mean enough is enough…doesn’t she know how to have fun?! She forgave me and snuggled me and I gave her kisses and told her I forgave her for being so mean.
Mommy apologizes that there aren’t any pictures since all of this happened so fast!
Love,
Dylan
February 28, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
Dylan be glad there aren’t any pictures - that way they can’t come back to bite you in the butt should you ever decide to run for public office!
We three think you should lay low for a while - no more pie-sasters for at least 12 hours?
Love your pals the F.A.B. Doxhoonts!
February 28, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Grey Pooder in the hall way, Indeed!!! Step aside
POODER BOY!!!
February 28, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
A Pie’s gotta do what a Pie’s gotta do Dylan!
February 28, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
Oh boy, fresh boy doxie pee… sniff, sniff. Don’t ya just love to put fresh pee on other peoples stuff? But since I am a lady I would NEVER even think of doing that.
February 29, 2008 @ 1:36 am
Dylan,this must be pie trait. I creat the same pie-sasters as well… it makes my mommy mad sometimes but she always forgives me
Dylan, I wish you didn’t live clear across the country so we can have playdates. We can create pie-sasters together! It’ll be lots of fun!!!
hehehe
February 29, 2008 @ 3:17 am
Dylan…. you would fit into my family without a problem. Just pop across the pond and Hughie will give you further lessons in how to ‘behave’ as a real hooligan. He can also teach you a few tricks as regards poodles…..
Harry
February 29, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Dylan, we have a big ole poodle as our next door neighbor - can you come over and help us with him?!?! Sorry that your mommy was mean to you, you were only doing what a doxie has to do! We love ya!!
Chester & Maddie