Hi,
My name is Stretch, and I am stealing my moms computer to type a serious message to everyone. I saw that you other doxies also confinscate your master’s computers so I decided to follow suit .

Today was a really bad day for me and my brother and sister….there was somthing wrong with the hooman pup Cassie, she woke up covered in food that she ate yesterday and had to have her diapy changed more than normal, and it smelled really different, mom said it stunk. I dont know. Mom said that Cassie has the “Floo” I dont know what that is, but heres what I do know about it. That hooman pup can shoot liquid out her mouth clear across the room…onto us doggies. It was not a good thing because mommy didnt get very happy. Dont get me wrong, Cassie was happy in between these spontanious bursts of food and such, but mommy looked tired and crabby. Being the good dogs we are Cookie Roxy Rambo and myself all tried to cheer her up by licking, barking, being goofy, and constantly wanting to go outside to play, but mommy wouldnt cheer up for nothing. I’m afraid that this floo thing means less attention to the doggies and even more attention to the hooman pup…as if she doesnt get enough attention already? You know that pup gets to eat AT the table with the masters? and gets to go byes a lot more than we do? She cries and gets held and kissed, we whine and mommy tells us to shoosh up. It just isnt fair my fellow doxies….just isnt fair. So I warn you, these hooman pups they take over the household, and watch out when the get this floo because I believe that this is a step that the hooman pup takes in order to further advance herself within our pack. It is a conspiricy and I warn you now, so that you all are prepared for what will happen when your masters begin to speak of having a hooman pup. You have been warned. I hope you all had a better day than us doggies!
Stretch

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