I’m starting school!!!!
Hey there pups! This is Theo! I finally figured out how to get on this weird thing. I watched Jack do it a couple times and I think I have it figured out. I am, after all, a super-smart pup! That is why my Mama is sending me to school. Mama said she will be going with me. I don’t really like that! What if the other pups make fun of me? I’m a big tough guy, I don’t need my Mama there! She said it is because I don’t have any ‘manners’. Whatever these ‘manners’ are, I don’t think I want ‘em. I am perfectly happy the way I am. I love to bark bark bark at everyone! Especially on walkies. But sometimes I get a little carried away. On our last walk I actually bit Daddy. I gave him a bruise and everything! I really love my Daddy, but sometimes I have to put him in his place!!!! Maybe I should just use stink-eyes next time and not teeth. Mama also says I need to learn to sit, stay and come. BAH! I’d like to see her try to get me to do those! And I don’t think “school” will help either.
Well, gotta go! Mama said we are going to Petsmart (that’s where school is). It’s not actually time for school, but Mama thinks I need to go and get used to the smellies and sounds there. Watch out Petsmart people…Here I come!!!
May 29, 2008 @ 8:11 pm
Theo,
I have been taking “preparation” trips to Petsmart, too!! Apparently, I start school on Monday. Let’s make a pact - I won’t learn anything if you won’t!!
xoxo,
Maddie
May 29, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
We got kicked out of obedience class by singing School Yard Taunts to the other doggies. Try these and you can get kicked out too!!!!
:tongue:
Brick Wall Water Fall
Brick wall waterfall, Girl you think you got it all You don’t I do So POOF with your attitude Reese’s pieces Captain crunch Don’t mess with me or you’ll get punched I’m not trying to be rude But you a girl or you a dude? Sorry girl, im not being mean But your breath stank, use some Listerine Not a sip and not a swallow You need to drink the whole dang bottle
I Am Nice
I am nice and you are pooh
What I just stepped in smells like you.
Made You Look . I made you look you dirty crook you stole your mother’s pocketbook you found a dime you bought some wine now you smell like turpentine
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Ink Stink
Ink stink.
A bottle of ink.
Somebody let out
an awful stink.
It was Y-O-U!
If I Were
Hey, If i were as smart as you were stupid. i would be the new Einstein.
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I’m A Winner
I’m a winner see my prize
your a loser that sits and cries
Listen Listen Listen
listen, listen, listen, look at your outfit couldn’t u match it, u look like like u got your butt beat by an easta basket
Hope this helps
Luv
Mudflap and Peanut
(if anyone else remembers school yard taunts please post them to help out)
May 30, 2008 @ 12:34 am
lol thay are funney… Buddy