Mama says I’m a little stinker
Mean Mommy took my brudder Jaxon and I to the dog-washing people for a torture treatment today. It took me a looonnnggg time to get the perfect dog-stink and they ruined in minutes with their doggie bath (and they used a smelly conditioner which made it even worse!). We got our nails trimmed, ears cleaned and even had our toofers brushed. After they brushed our hair, which felt Ggggggrrreeeaaattt, they stuck a nerdy little bow tie on us. There goes my rep as being the He-Dog of my neighborhood. How can I show my handsome doxie face when I smelly like girly-shampoo, have neatly brushed hair and toofers, and a BOW TIE?!? Oh, the shame of it all!
When Mean Mommy let us out of the car, I escaped and quickly found a lovely dead-smelling spot on the grass and rolled joyfully in it. I think it was a dead bird, which is my favorite scent and mommy’s dreaded one. Ha - this will teach her to torture us! Mommy is NOT happy with me and said I’m a little stinker. I know she still loves me but I’m a little worried about that weird gleam in her eye.
Uh oh, I hear the bathtub running and Mommy’s calling my name. Gotta run…….Scamper
September 5, 2008 @ 10:32 am
Well you little stinker you. You gotta roll in the dead stuff when she don’t see you. If she smells something point at your brother!!
Have a great day of smelling nice.
September 5, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
Our mom washed all 3 of us the other day. Kizzie my sister is the smallest and she fought the hardest!!!! We are all clean now!!!! My big brother has to get his hair cut every 3 months, thank goodness I don’t have to go through that!!!!!
September 5, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
Ya I know what you mean,You just get a great smell going to atrack the girl’s and the hoomand’s wash it away. I don’t mined the ears and the nails & the wight choppers,the brushing is soooo cool, but can’t thay skip the water till I get the lady’s home phon no.
Buddy