In the world of DoxieCraft, there’s nothing more dangerous than the ultimate weapon: Photoshop. A true wizard can master this ultimate weapon and create more WOWser-gold than ever imagined in that weird Warcraft place.

First of all WOWser-gold comes in blue cans and contains a tasty, salty meat that our silly hoomans rarely let us have for some reason - which, of course, is why it’s so incredibly valuable that we have to tell EVERY SINGLE forum on teh Interwebz about it! WOWser-gold is sometimes called Spam by our silly hooman counterparts, but we doxies know the score.

Speaking of scores, check out this fresh catch:

Of course, the pursuit of WOWser-gold can create some problems. I mean, if you just go around sneaking into banks (which hoomans call grocery stores sometimes) and walk out with snoutfuls of the stuff, the hoomans will come after you. And when the hoomans get hold of you for your stolen WOWser-gold, well, it’s not pretty.

You see how this poor pup is being forced to stare at an ad for Spam - but there’s no yummy WOWser-gold for him to eat. The horrors these hoomans come up with to punish us for our doxie-needs. It’s despicable, I tell you. Despicable!

So, all you doxies out there, remember to post your WOWser-gold requests to OTHER forums. Doxies already know the score!

This warning brought to you courtesy of Scraps & Scout … WOWser-gold hunters extraordinaire.

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