Tutorial: How To Eat A Bone

Filed under: dachshund — Jodi | September 23, 2008 @ 6:21 pm (Views: 386)

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HOW TO EAT A BONE: AN ILLUSTRATED TUTORIAL
by Gretel the Dachshund

STEP ONE:
Approach the bone. Position it between your front paws, within easy gnawing distance.

STEP TWO:
Warm up slowly — you don’t want to pull a jaw muscle! You might nibble some sinew.

Or lick it, to show your affection.

STEP THREE:
Once you’re limber, it’s time to get down to business. Work those teeth!

Use your paws to help you. You can experiment with different positions:

And remember to enjoy yourself!

Bone appetit, everybody!

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6 Comments

1. Comment by cheryl:
   September 23, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

   Very cute Jodi.
   Tell Gretel she was an excellent illustrator.

2. Comment by Sherry:
   September 23, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

   Gretel you are a beautiful little girl!
   Almost made me want to chew on a bone…….LOL

3. Comment by Elaine:
   September 23, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

   Darling! We have missed this blog a lot. BJ and Annie my standard longhaired doxie’s say Hi.

4. Comment by spankyleatherlips:
   September 24, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

   Gretel thanks for showing us the correct way.

5. Comment by Laura Carpenter:
   September 25, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

   Gretel you are GORGEOUS! I could sit and watch you chew on a bone all day long. Tell Mommy Jodi to keep posting photos of you!

6. Comment by yorkyfan:
   September 26, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

   Oh Gretel, you are so dainty with that bone. And you are so beautiful. Will you be mine? Love yorky

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