Advice… please.
Hello chaps and chapesses
We need a spot of advice. Our brother Harry (who everyone thinks is ‘perfect-in-every-way’…. take it from us… he isn’t!) has been telling us that Father Christmas (aka Santa Claus, we believe) won’t bring us presents this year because we haven’t always been as good as we might have been. Anton chews everything (well, a chap has to doesn’t he?) and I, Otto, has what Mum refers to as ’selective hearing loss’, so will only come back in when I want to (eg. when it’s raining…..).
What we want to know is….. is Harry (aided by Hughie) winding us up, or will we really get no pressies this year? If the latter, what can we do about it or is it already too late?
Advice please.
Your pal Otto (and my huge brother Anton, who is rather busy chewing his way through yet another of Mum’s rugs…..)
November 19, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
Oh gosh boys - you might have to be good for at least a FEW days until Santa puts you on his “good dog” list!
November 19, 2008 @ 9:24 pm
Well Otto
If you truly believe in Santa, and the Femme Fatales also believe,then take it from us that it would be a good idea to listen to your big brother Harry. Harry may not be perfect as you say but then who is but he tries his best. We girls are going to try our best to Pee and Poop outside. If we do that I know Santa will give us nice presents this year. Mommy says as long as you try that is good enough.
Your Friends
Zoe. Gracie and Emma
November 22, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
Ha Ha Ha….Santa Schmanta. Be as bad as ya want all year long cuz ya still get prezzies. Our mudder is proof. She says she is bad 24/7/365 and still gets really cool stuff. We are following in her paw steps.
Santa loves everyone, good or bad so don’t fall for that “be good” line of BULL.
Peanut, Princess and Porkchop