Non-stop sunbeams….cool tile to rest my PIEbelly on…squeeky ducks as far as the eye can see and grassy spots everywhere I turn. Yes, I was beginning to enjoy my early retirement in Florida. I had gone AWOL…rouge if you will from the MI-PIE agency. Originally moved to Florida to keep an eye on Pussycat Galore, I was soon seduced by the lifestyle. I dismantled my Bobophone and never looked back. PIEmommy and PIEdaddy were still with me, humans are so loyal! I didn’t have a care in the world.

On one of my many daily patrols around the neighborhood with PIEdaddy, I heard a russling in the bushes. My PIE senses still as sharp as ever were starting to tingle. Something was amiss. I cautiously approached the bush and saw the flash of a small brown tail. Wait, I thought, that seems very familiar. I searched my memory for a match…

OH NO! Lecherous Lizards! Known henchman of the one and only Pussycat Galore! A quick glance around and I saw that my quiet piece of paradise was crawling with them. She must be planning something, something big! I must call headquarters right away!

Running back to the house it hit me…my Bobophone…my only contact to MI-PIE was gone. What was I to do? I was in a state of shock. How could I have thrown it all away…they won’t take me back now, would they? I curled up next to PIEmommy and gave her big brown sad eyes. She stroked my coat and said that things would work out…they always do. I tried hard to believe her, but I went to bed that night agitated that I was now powerless against Pussycat Galore.

The next morning, PIEmommy scooped me up and whisked me away to a secret location. As we walked through the door, I couldn’t believe my eyes! PIEmommy had brought me to the Florida division of MI-PIE. Walking through the aisles I saw Lecherous Lizards, Ninja Frogs and even some of Pussycat Galore’s cousins being held in maximum security prisions. PIEmommy brought me to an empty ring and told me that MI-PIE would take me back…if I was willing. I looked around and barked out in joy! Yes I wanted to be a secret PIE again. She then looked at me sternly and said that I need to complete a certification course before I could go back on active duty. Yes! Yes! Anything!

8 grueling weeks later, I graduated and am back on the job. At my graduation PIEgrandmommy came down and presented me with a new Bobophone. I was so happy! Now I keep my nose to the ground, on the look out for any sign of Pussycat Galore. Ninja Frogs have moved into my neighborhood as well….I don’t know what she is planning, but I do know that I must stay vigilant!

Graduation Day!

Building up my muscles!

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